just a short compilation of text quotes and jokes in my inbox. since i don't have enough load to forward them all to you (syet! how i miss my globe and the unlitext promo...) e di post ko na lang dito, libre pa. forgive me if some of them are a bit cheesy, forwarded lang din naman sa akin ang mga yan. and i'm sure some of them are already familiar to you. wala lang kasi ako magawa as usual kaya post lang ako nito. hehehe!_____
Never ever reach a point where you regret something
just because you thought it was a mistake.
Remember, once upon a time it made you smile.
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Sometimes, we just have to let go of someone
who matters to us not because we have to,
but because it's the right thing to do.
Let's remember that we can't force anyone to love us.
We can't beg someone to stay
when he/she wants to leave and be w/ someone else.
This is what love is all about.
However, the end of love is not the end of life.
It should be the beginning of understanding
that love leaves for a reason,
and leaves with a lesson.
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Wisdom is oftentimes acquired when we stumble, not when we succeed.
Our defeats leave us wiser than our triumphs.
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One day, Friendship and Love met.
Love asked :
"why do you exist if I already exist?"Friendship smiled and said :
"to put smile when you leave tears..."then Love asked :
"well if that's what you do, then how come there are still people crying?"Friendship answered :
"it's my fault. because sometimes, instead of doing my job, I end up doing yours..."_____
Alam mo ba pinagkaiba ng taong MAHAL mo sa taong GUSTO mo?
-- pag tumingin ka sa mata ng gusto mo, namumula ka;
pero pag tumingin ka sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka.
-- sa harap ng gusto mo, nahihiya ka;
pero sa harap ng mahal mo, nagpapakatotoo ka.
-- di ka makatingin ng diretso sa taong gusto mo;
pero sa taong mahal mo nakikipagtitigan ka pa.
-- pag umiiyak ang gusto mo, pinapatahan mo siya;
pag umiiyak ang taong mahal mo, naiiyak ka din.
tama ba?
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MODERN PHILOSOPHIES:
1. Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
2. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
3. Love is like a photo. It needs darkness to develop.
4. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
5. Children in backseats cause accidents; accidents in backseats cause children.
6. Save water. Shower with a partner.
7. Drink beer, conserve water.
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Symptoms of a certified SINGLE:
1. palagi nasa bahay (or)
2. panalo ang social life
3. hayok sa tulog
4. gadget adik
5. sa cellphone panay ang group message ng quotes
6. palagi bago ang haricut
7. tumataba
8. porma to the max
9. mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga
Symptoms of a certified TAKEN:
1. walang pera
2. mukhang laspag (yung iba)
3. kuripot
4. blooming para hindi iwan ng jowa
5. walang ibang social life kundi ang jowa niya
6. may simcard siyang Sun (for unli calls)
7. palaging wala sa bahay
8. boring kausap
(before kayo mag-react violently, especially those who are in a relationship, ndi po ako ang may sabi nyan... forwarded quote/joke lang sa akin yan. hehehe!)
with Ely Buendia
